Still water is suitable for vegetarians!

I wasn’t planning to add a new post today but after my amazing discovery I had to! As you can possibly see on the title of this post, still water – yes, still water – is suitable for vegetarians! Isn’t it exciting?! Finally, you know! Drinking an extra glass (of still water) won’t make you feel guilty any more. You won’t be responsible for the death and suffering of little animals. Yes, dear readers, you can start enjoying still water! Now you know! Even if you’re not a vegetarian – if you are, please send me a fat cheque, I just saved your life! – you can consume 5, 6 or even 10 glasses a day. Isn’t it incredible?

If this has been a life changing experience for you, please leave a comment. Doesn’t have to be relevant, to be honest. Any kind of comment would be nice. You can even advertise your useless, overpriced products or look for a mate.

PS: To (still) water!

PS2: Please note that other types of water might not be suitable for vegetarians. Or they may contain nuts.


3 Responses to “Still water is suitable for vegetarians!”

  1. 1 Brad
    March 24, 2011 at 23:38

    I really prefer my water processed with animal products. Doesn’t really matter what kind, just blend some up or filter the water through them or whatever.

    Seriously though I’d shit myself if I saw water with the warning “Not suitable for vegetarains.”

  2. March 24, 2011 at 23:43

    True. It’s like the glorious moment you realise your “milk” chocolate cookies have no milk in them! Shocking!

  3. October 24, 2011 at 16:12

    So, if you’re vegan you have to look for other sources for hydration? Just realised my Perthshire water is “suitable for vegetarians” only. Bummer.

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